The
email for Boss guy came in when I was gliding several 1000 miles over the Atlantic
towards
my holiday destination…Good Ol’ Blighty; where shopping reigns and taking the
bus is not detrimental to my aspiring bigz girlz status.
I
was knackered from having to be among the “Allergic to deodorant “posse in
economy so didn’t notice the email from the training centre till the following
day. Something about some webinar that should have happened the day
before…Opps. Guess he missed that then. Surely they must have told him about it
verbally when he got there? I’ll just forward it to him anyway. There’s a link
to some online documents not to mention the fact that it gives me an
opportunity to keep the lust for Mena burning while I’m away.
Hello,
I’m so
sorry I’ve only just managed to access to my e-mails and there seems to be one
here for you. It came in while I was mid air, so apologies once again. I hope
you’re enjoying the training? I’m really looking forward to hearing your
feedback on their content and delivery when I get back. Maybe we could schedule
an informal meet over coffee so we can discuss how to use some of their
practices for our own internal training processes. Have a lovely day and please
don’t the let the fact that I’m on leave deter you from letting me know if you
need absolutely anything at all. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Mena
SEND
You’re a hoe!
That’s “Soon to be married to
the boss” hoe to you Mr. Grey Matter. Have some respect for the woman that’s
about to stand behind a very great man.
Why didn’t you send a picture
of you in nothing but nipple tassels? That might have been a tad more subtle.
You lack class Brain.
Everyone knows men are more interested in what they can’t see. I’m luring him
in slowly. Creating opportunities for him to get to know me and realize that
his life has been nothing but a sham filled with random unattractive women before
moi.
I pirry you. You know most
office relationships don’t work out?
That’s because most office
relationships revolve around mediocre members of staff falling in love over Indomie
snack boxes. That is not my portion. I
have done extensive research on Boss guy and the minimum standard I can expect
is Sky lounge even on a broke day. Believe me; it will be easy to keep the love
fires burning when they are being fanned by paper money in foreign
denominations.
Hoe!
Inconsequential organ!
PING
Uhhhhh…Brain he’s responded
already!!!!!!!! He feels it too Brain. He feels the attraction that cannot be
denied.
You sicken me.
I wonder if he has cool
family members that will be down with flying to the Cayman’s for our wedding.
I’ve already removed all my non-English speaking relatives from my invitation
list and anyone who has trouble pronouncing the letters T, R and S. Maybe I
should…
ARE YOU GOING TO READ THE
DAMN THING?!!
Brain!
Really! This behavior does
not become you. Fine lets see what future hubhub has to say.
Mena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is VERY late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yessssss… It might be a tad
late but what’s with all the exclamation marks?
Werrin happen? No be webinar or dey share
money for the place?
Hahahahahahahahaha…Iyawo oga.
Where the love letter dey?
Ok Mena. Deep breaths.
Lets read on. There may be
terms of endearment further along.
Why
did you even bother to send this? I mean come on! It doesn’t require a modicum
of intelligence to realize that if the seminar was yesterday I wouldn’t need
this today now would I. Yesterday…Today!
You do know the difference between the past and the present don’t you? Huh? Do
you Mena because I am truly at a loss for words. You
will learn and you will learn fast that I do not tolerate this sort of slap
dash, slow thinking behaviour on my team.
Jesu! My own don finish.
Slow thinking?
Modicum of intelligence?
Is he calling me stupid?
At all. He’s considering nominating you
for the Nobel Peace Prize for nuclear physics…Hahahahahaha
However
I’m a survivor and I’m going to make it. I survived this little incident you
managed to create with your lack of forward thinking. I suggest you ensure that
I have no cause to attempt to survive any other Mena created fiasco’s while we
are working together.
For
time being enjoy your leave and we’ll discuss some of the worrying issues that
my PA has brought to light regarding your proposals, when you return.
Regards
Boss
Guy
What just happened?
Why’s he quoting Destiny’s
Child lyrics at me?
Does this mean no Sky Lounge and
Cayman Island wedding again?
BRAIN WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!!!
Boooooooooooo hooooooooooo…
And Bad Weave…That cow has somehow
figured out my proposal scam and ratted me out.
How? How could this happen? I’ve
only been gone 2 days.
Stop feeling sorry for
yourself and let me think. There must be a way out of this mess with your
Destiny Child Groupie, bipolar boss. You might be ok living with your loony
toon mother and driving a Rio but this piece of grey matter was meant for
bigger things and that’s not going to happen if you’re unemployed.
Chineke! Who said anything
about being unemployed again?!!!
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo…He is gonna
fire me isn’t he?
Maybe I should send a picture
of me in nothing but nipple tassels? Oh Brain what are we gonna do?!